Behind the Lens

I defy the trends. I am what my husband calls the opposite of the unification trend. His career involves working with, writing and speaking about and reviewing the latest techno-geeky stuff which, right now, happens to be Unified Communications. Back when his work involved mostly anti-virus stuff, I refused to use AV software (still do). My theory on anti-virus protection can be summed up like this:

Don’t be an idiot.

Harsh, I know. But I’ve never had a virus. So there ya go.

Back to unification: this trend toward making every last thing you use be accessible in one single gadget or application. Yeah, I don’t like it. I have spent years failing at technological unification:

  • I tried to use Outlook to do everything: email, calendar, contact list and to-do list. I love it for email, only sort of use it for my contacts and a few important calendar items and have failed more times than I can count to use it for my task list which is, arguably, what I need it most for!
  • I bought a PDA several years ago - failed to use it, failed to sync it, failed to keep it charged.
  • I tried to use both Mozilla and IE for my blogreader. Failed. Good ole Bloglines is the only way to go as far as I’m concerned.
  • My cell phone? I like it to be a cell phone. I like it to make calls with actual buttons that don’t require a multi-lane auto accident in order to dial while driving. I don’t need voice commands or one-touch commands. I’m not planning on writing blog posts on it. I just like to make calls. While I’m out. I sure as hell don’t need email access, internet access or MP3 access on my cell phone because those features do not help me make calls when I am out on the road.
  • Bluetooth is the bane of my existence. If I am too busy to hold a phone in my hand and talk on it, I am too busy to take the call. Period. And who ever thought of bluetooth-enabled CARS?! Because it is always so convenient, when you are the parent of 4 kids, to take your calls over speakerphone while you are driving down the highway! Not.
  • My home phone - aka land line - it will never be replaced with my cell phone. Why? Because my cell phone, which lives in one of two places (my car or my purse), is for when I’m AWAY from my home phone. Never the two shall mix. If you call me and leave a message on my cell, you can expect me to get back to you the next time I’m out on the road because that’s when I’ll check it.

So you get the drift. I like my stuff to be separate. Compartmentalized. I don’t really want to have access to everything all at once and I know from past experience that I just won’t use it. I’ll use one main functionality and the rest will go to hell.

So all of that rambling to say that I’ve finally done gone and made myself a photoblog. I was tired of feeling both held back and selfish for wanting to post tons of pictures on my blog and feeling the need to balance my wordy posts with my photo-heavy posts. So for purely selfish reasons, I bring you:

Stepping On Legos: Behind The Lens

It has its own separate RSS feed (compartmentalization, people!!) so if you usually come to my blog by way of an RSS feedreader, you will need to add the new RSS feed to get updates on new photo entries.

I can post a million pictures that will probably bore everyone but me and I won’t feel bad about it at all! So come on over and see Addy’s 2 Year pics that I took at the Arboretum and see a very rare glimpse at my girl in smocking! Her dress was a gift from my Aunt while we were waiting to adopt Addison. I have been waiting patiently for it to fit her and then to have the perfect opportunity to take pictures in it so I was thrilled to finally be able to get some shots this weekend.

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  • 12 Responses to “Behind the Lens”

    1. Rebecca Says:

      I like all of “things” separate as well! And, I love the new photo blog.

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    2. Rachel Says:

      Those last 3 bullets are so ME! And I love the photos…Addy looks so beautiful in that aqua dress.

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    3. Kristin Says:

      Amen, girl…Amen…

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    4. Susan Says:

      You’re a riot. I just had to giggle when reading this post. I can’t wait to check your photo blog. Hopefully I’ll get the chance tomorrow evening. Right now, it’s way past my bedtime and I’ve got some sheep to count.

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    5. Laura Says:

      Oh man, I could have written most of this. It makes my husband crazy that my cell phone is either in the car (usually) or in my purse and that I never answer it when I’m home. My car has bluetooth and I have no idea how to use it. Doesn’t make much sense to me…and I felt that way before I had my ONE kid. I have the lamest of simple cell phones, and I’ve never had a desire to own a PDA. As I write this, I realize I might be turning into my mom. Yikes. I’m excited to check out your new blog.

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      Nicki reply on April 23, 2008 8:26 am:

      That is so funny! I felt the same way when I was writing - what am I? 110?!?! It isn’t that I don’t really LOVE technology - I do! I just can’t stand using it all at once or multi-tasking. I’ll blame the buddhist in me and not the old age in me! ha.

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    6. Rainbowfudge Says:

      You’d change your mind - if you used a Mac. Because it rocks. Everything can ‘talk’ to everything else. Better yet - it’s eeeeeeasy!! and looks great. Ok, I’m done sounding smug because I have one. Oh - and love your virus theory, back in the bad old PC days that was my motto too - and I never got a virus either!

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      Nicki reply on April 23, 2008 8:27 am:

      Ironically this is the exact reason I have never wanted a Mac! The very idea of that kind of unification gives me hives! It really doesn’t matter how easy it is. It would just be wasted on the likes of me!

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    7. Lawmommy Says:

      “Don’t be an idiot”.

      You crack me up.

      I don’t even use bloglines. I actually click around the links on my own blog and look at the blogs of the 15 or so bloggers I care to read…how sad is that?

      Gretchen

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    8. Christina Says:

      I wonder if this is a woman thing? Because I’m the same way - I like to do the one thing I know how to do and don’t confuse me with all that flashy stuff!

      And I love the new photoblog… you have the most beautiful kids!

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    9. emily Says:

      i love that you have created a photoblog.
      the pic of addy mai in the smocked blue dress..well, you know i love that. beautiful.

      ok, but i am laughing at the fact you do not like things in one nice, neat place.
      i am so freaking lazy, i need things done for me..like iphoto sorting my pics. i love it. i wish you could have seen my photos before iphoto. i need a one stop shop..hence the reason we went into further debt for my mac:)

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    10. melissa Says:

      Amen to the land line! I’ll never give mine up — for the same reasons you have, plus the quality of the sound on a land line is SO much better. I hate talking on cell phones.

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